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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!"
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"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"
"What kind of bees produce milk? booBEES. I'm so sorry.."
"What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie? I'll be Bach."
"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""
"*grabs knife, cuts forehead, lies on floor* Wife walks in: ""WHAT HAPPENED?"" ""A burglar came in right when I was about to clean the house"""
"What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? 12 pirates."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"