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Joke of the Day

"Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."

"What's the lawyer's favorite fruit? the advocado"

"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."

"Watson was incredibly horny.... Watson was incredibly horny and had a fetish for intelligence. So he tells Sherlock this joke and ""blows"" his mind."

"What did Chewy say after episode VII? I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo"

"What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money? Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)"

"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."

"""Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"" -I remind myself as I flirt with the fire extinguisher I've mistaken for a cute guy"

"In which sub does OP deliver most often? /r/babybumps/"

"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."