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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure."
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"Girlfriends are like Gym Memberships You have it, you just never pay attention to it."
"What do you call a clown that gives you flowers? A Romantic Jester!"
"Hiker's last words ""Who the hell do you think you are, that you are eating those blueberries dressed in that damned fur coat in the middle of this damned forest?"""
"New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson"
"As soon as I can go a full year without losing a pair of sunglasses, then maybe I'll be ready to take care of a kid."
"If you draw a picture of a butthole on the questionnaire, there's a 95% chance you'll get out of jury duty. Would be 100%. But, Texas."
"What's the easiest way to get off an elephant? I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"
"If I don't make this right hand turn going exactly 3 mph, the entire universe will explode & everyone will die. - the lady in front of me"