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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say he had loco-motives."
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"Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven said, ""I'm gonna stab you, bitch!"""
"Kind of a pick up line? I wrote you a song but it's only one verse... But it's only because you're my UNIVERSE ...lol..."
"I was having sex with this girl, and she said some other guy's name. I was pissed. Who the fuck is Rape?"
"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"
"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."
"It's a good thing I'm not a god because I'd probably just end up eating the planets after midnight over the sink."
"A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this the barber explained ""Yes sir no one's been in for a shampoo yet."""
"Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)"