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Joke of the Day

"Most of us are 2 feet away from being a double amputee..."

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents..."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? My pad or yours?"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? Canoes tip."

"Why don't progressives go to the dentist? Because dentists like everything straight and white."

"Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No."

"What was the man running around ? - from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."

"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."

"Hi. I'm Sarah McLachlan. Every year, thousands of innocent dragons are hunted for their balls"