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Joke of the Day
"What's the speed limit for sex? Sixty-eight. At 69 you have to turn around."
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"What do you first see when you enter an Indian community? 50 shades of brown ;)"
"It's obvious that God doesn't hate gays; because if he did he would have made a plague or something to wipe them out."
"Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one"
"What is the difference between a poker card and Africa? The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS."
"What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise? The captain's log."
"""Is it long enough to reach most people's beds?"" ""Yes."" ""Perfect, make it a couple inches shorter."" -Apple, creating the iPhone charger."
"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."
"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."
"I have to start remembering my passwords, I have renamed the dog so many times he just looks at me with disgust now."