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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? As a child, you could have been anything. And one by one, you didn't become any of them."
"""I can't stand when people say they hate both of the presidential candidates."" --Stephen Hawking"
"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."
"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""
"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."
"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."
"What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it? HOOO did that!"
"What do you call a girl with a unibrow? Cuban"