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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one."
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"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."
"I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big booty hoe"
"LeBron James should have a gaming channel It would be called ""LeBron Games."""
"I was going to dress up as a turn signal for Halloween But no one around here knows what the hell that is!"
"This chicken is so moist, what is your secret? I squeeze a little KY Jelly into its cavity before heating."
"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad."
"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."
"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""