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Joke of the Day

"I was going to dress up as a turn signal for Halloween But no one around here knows what the hell that is!"

"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."

"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "

"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."

"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"

"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? Then it probably hasn't been made yet."

"[at ATM] Would I like to check my balance? Okay sure. *presses button* *robot leg shoots out and sweeps mine* 'Your balance is: awful'"

"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."

"What's an emo's favorite game? Russian roulette, except with a full chamber."

"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""