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Joke of the Day

"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."

"What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter."

"Did you hear about the shooting at the Dyslexic makeup factory? It was a total mascara."

"Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card."

"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."

"Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack."

"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch? Matt"

"With my pasty white skin, ample curves, & hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the 16th century."