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Joke of the Day

"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."

"My favorite romance novels begin with ""Preheat oven to 350 degrees"""

"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."

"A gorilla walks into a bar Holy shit run!"

"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."

"What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"

"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough and three is to many"