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Joke of the Day

"LeBron James should have a gaming channel It would be called ""LeBron Games."""

"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? You mean you don't know?!"

"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."

"I'm not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn't act faithful. She can't act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse? A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!"

"My friend sure changed when she became a vegetarian... (fixed) I mean, she never actually told me she was a vegetarian. But they say you are what you eat. And now she's a vegetable."

"The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat."

"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."

"MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS."