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Joke of the Day
"How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"
Next Joke
"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."
"*puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'"
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones."
"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"
"Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."
"I asked my Welsh friend how many times he'd had sex... He started counting then fell asleep."
"I heard my son's girlfriend screaming ""Oh God!"" in his bedroom upstairs ... Im so glad he found a good religious girl."
"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."
"I really wish my coworker would stop asking me so many god damn work related questions while I'm staring at my phone"