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Joke of the Day
"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."
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"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"
"Jack and the beanstalk Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow? Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker"
"If someone says they're going to quit their job to become a stand-up comedian, ... Are you supposed to laugh?"
"Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone."
"What's the difference between a waterproofer and a porn star? Eventually, a waterproofer stops coming home with cock all over them. Forgive my accent, I meant caulk. (My first waterproofing joke)"
"My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff"
"What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis"
"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."
"LIFE HACK: when at a restaurant with a long wait, resort to cannibalism"