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Joke of the Day

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad."

"I don't mind hopping on the bandwagon every once in a while, but seriously, it's 2010. Buy a fucking car already."

"Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key."

"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."

"What does a pedophile and a tortoise have in common? They both want to get there before the hare."

"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."

"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"

"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong."

"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"