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Joke of the Day

"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He finally woke up."

"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"

"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"

"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you're paranoid."" Me: ""My resume has been talking behind my back?"""

"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)"

"9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong."

"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip. I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."

"Her: ""My baby paints with her food because she's artistic."" Me: ""That or your baby paints with her food because she's a goddamn baby."""

"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"