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Joke of the Day

"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip. I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."

"My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!"

"If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated."

"What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want"

"Fine, don't vote, but then remember to be quiet and don't interrupt when the grownups are talking."

"What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !"

"That's a great river Dam it!"

"I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese... ..he's going to make America grate again."

"Mac & Cheese doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's important you always eat a bunch of it."

"Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend? Because they're both roasted"