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Joke of the Day

"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip. I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."

"Four blonds walk into a bar... ...cheering ""85 Days! 85 Days!"" A gentleman inquires ""Excuse me, but what's '85 days?'"" The blonds reply ""We completed a puzzle in 85 days and the box says 2-4 years!"""

"How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, first off, it's called a lamp..."

"What do you call a pig with three eyes ? Piiig"

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"

"What do you call cows that are best friends? Brovines."

"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."

"What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre."

"What did the U.S president say before starting WW3? Nukes... You're fired!"