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Joke of the Day
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)"
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"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"
"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"
"The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer."
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"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."
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"Oral sex can make your whole day... But anal sex can make your hole weak."