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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"
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"I invented a new word yesterday Plagiarism"
"I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after."
"Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that's where the most racists are."
"911: What's your emergency? Me: He text me first. Just to say hi. What do I do?! 911: Be cool Me: I sent him a list of baby names instead"
"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."
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"Does Rapunzel use the shampoo ""Head & Shoulders, knees & Toes."""
"[lights focus on guy in interrogation room] ""Say it. SAY IT."" *points at sign saying ""Worcestershire Sauce""*"
"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."