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Joke of the Day

"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"

"How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, anarchists can't change anything."

"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."

"The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly."

"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"

"There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names and numbers."

"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."

"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."

"To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find ..."

"Asked an artist friend if he does nude portraits He charges by the pound"