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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He finally woke up."
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"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"
"What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common? They both get better when you drop the ""base""."
"TIL Only three types of mammals go through menopause. The Blue Whale, The Beluga Whale, and You're Mom"
"[At make-up counter] But does this lipstick come off of a taint?"
"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? GayLick"
"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"
"What do your mom and monkeys have in common? Macaque"
"Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore."