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Joke of the Day

"My dicks like Tinkerbell if you believe hard enough it comes right back up."

"My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit."

"What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say? Allahu Ackbar!"

"Look at your disgusting balls. That's LITERALLY exactly what Jesus wants them to look like. #Bible"

"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."

"What do you throw a drowning Mexican? His wife and kids."

"The richest man in the world will be the one who creates a pair of sunglasses that automatically plays a guitar solo when slightly lowered."

"Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant."

"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."

"*shows up to date with horse drawn carriage* ""I'm so surprised!"" Yes it's a terrible drawing of a carriage but he didn't have thumbs so"