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Joke of the Day

"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."

"God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal."

"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"

"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"

"I got a round of flu shots... They tasted horrible."

"It's not illegal to tell a ghost story when a cop shines a flashlight in your face"

"What do you call someone who hates Asians A riceist"

"?Police Navidad / Police Navidad / Police Navidad, usemos mace y brutalidad?"

"Q: What is a pig's favorite superhero? A: The Oinkredible Hulk."

"Spider Can, Spider Can, bunch of spiders in a can. Shake it up, spiders mad, open it, they bite your hand. Look out! I have a spider can"