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Joke of the Day

"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."

"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."

"In know what comes after I... Just Kidding!"

"A cow walked to the store to buy some milk... but cows don't have hands so they can't use grocery stores or grab milk in a container. It was an udder failure."

"How do you add up a mountain? You summit."

"I gave up on my growing list of optometry jokes They just kept getting cornea"

"What's the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits."

"It's too tight Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it. I'll just buy a new wedding ring"

"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"

"How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001."