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Joke of the Day
"How do you add up a mountain? You summit."
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"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."
"what do you call a snake that studies past events? a *HISS*torian"
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."
"Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm"
"What did the bear say to the judge? I bearly touched her."
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"
"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."
"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"