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Joke of the Day

"How do you add up a mountain? You summit."

"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."

"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"

"I treat my body like a temple. I fill it with crap for the afterlife..."

"There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."

"If every time I didn't have something nice to say, I didn't say it at all, people would think I was a mute."

"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."

"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."