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"I gave up on my growing list of optometry jokes They just kept getting cornea"
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"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."
"The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole"
"What would bears be without Bees Ears"
"Is your wife single?"
"Whats a terrorists favorite dessert flavored ices"
"Well, well, well if it isn't the 5 lbs I thought I lost."
"My SO thinks this is a very funny joke... is it? Q: Where do ballerinas go to get their torrents? A: The Pirouette Bay"
"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."
"""If you text me, I'll call you back just cuz it's more efficient."" - a monster"