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Joke of the Day

"In know what comes after I... Just Kidding!"

"Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken? The meat was fowl."

"Gay marriage is legal now So... Is the internet over now? Do we go on vacation?"

"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."

"What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwitistic"

"What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk? Take me to your leader!"

"I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog."

"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."

"I don't understand why ISIS is such a big deal. All we have to do is parachute in Chuck Norris, and within a month they will all be dead... It can't be done faster since he fights with his bare hands."