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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits."

"Do you know what is ""Deja POO"" ? It's the feeling that you've heard this crap before."

"I got called ""vein"" and I'm just like, k not the most vital component of the circulatory system but still essential so thank you"

"What's Harley Quinn's favourite rap group? Insane Clown Pussy."

"Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I'll have to turn to Facebook."

"I like my women like I like my milk Rich, white, and 2% fat."

"Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park but BETTER to park meat in girl"

"When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers"

"Date: ""I don't like Taco Bell."" *Pushes her in front of a bus.*"

"Not To Brag Or Anything... I live near where Notorious B.I.G. was born and raised. Just a short walk over and I'm in front of his house. Took a picture. No biggie."