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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day..."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"

"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."

"""Ladies, calm down. Girlfriend, wife, whatever. The important thing is that between the 2 of you, you brought enough to post my bail"""

"Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke."

"Math Exam If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now."

"""LOL what if our packaging was totally easy to tear open...unless you had a cut finger?"" --Band-Aid makers, seriously, f those guys"

"Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.."

"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"