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Joke of the Day

"How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001."

"If girls with nice tits work for Hooters where do girls with one leg work? Ihop."

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you."

"What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu"

"What do you call it when someone steals an idea r/Jokes"

"A few years back dos Equis asked me to be the spokesperson for their beer. I told them I wasn't interested."

"My three-year-old daughter said to me, ""You should go back to college to learn more about being nice."""

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""

"According to facebook it is my wife's birthday."

"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"