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Joke of the Day

"*found in the netflix horror section* ""Mary has a secret that'll TEAR YOU APART"" Movie name: Mary piranha"

"You know what really turns me on? Unprotected.....WiFi."

"A joke from Finland Q: What doesn't fit in your butt, and doesn't buzz? A: A Russian butt buzzer."

"Hear me out: Google Naps"

"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"

"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."

"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"

"Who is that walking up my driveway?! Anxiety in 3...2...1... [knock, knock] *sigh* ""WAIT A SECOND!"" *mumbles* ""I need to find pants."""

"Just took a huge Nicolas Cage movie."

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."