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Joke of the Day
"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
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"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"
"Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!"
"Okay, vampires are invisible in mirrors, I totally get that. But, come on, their clothes?!? #science"
"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"
"You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them? That's Me. I love you."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You cant fit a prostitute in a bowling ball"
"Dr: If you want to lose weight, you need to do things that'll make you sweat. Me: *applies for a loan*"
"I saw a commercial on Animal Planet where animals were talking & that's all well & good but they totally got the giraffe's accent wrong."
"HELP!!! I forgot it's Mother's Day! I need some quick Mother's Day Present."