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Joke of the Day

"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"Q: Where do pigs park their cars? A: In porking lots."

"What is Titus Pullo's Sandal Size? THIRTEEN!"

"How many hours A guys asked he's wife ""how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph"" the wife looks at him confused and answers ""80 hours"""

"What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers"

"Croissants are just biscuits that studied abroad."

"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"

"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""

"Doctor doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of lov- oh what's that? It's AIDS? Well that just doesn't rhyme at all"