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Joke of the Day

"I took a class in Women's Studies last semester. It was the tits."

"I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up"

"If Reincarnation ends up being real... Those People who got ""YOLO"" tattoos are going to look... Pretty Silly"

"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."

"How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people."

"What's a rapper's favorite candy? Eminems."

"Pilot [on intercom]: You guys want to see a dead body?"

"My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house"

"How was I supposed to know unleashing 342 cats in a club would turn to bone-chilling horror the instant the disco balls started up?"

"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"