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Joke of the Day
"I took a class in Women's Studies last semester. It was the tits."
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"What did Donald Duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill."
"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing but fuck your mother."
"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."
"What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women? They don't work out."
"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."
"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here""."
"What do your girlfriends personality and breasts have in common? They're both flat."
"Why do people say ""get well soon""? Why don't you want me to get well now?"