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Joke of the Day
"So my girl cheated on me and I said ""wanna hear an anti-joke?""... I love you"
Next Joke
"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"
"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."
"What is best to drink while eating Jewshi (Jewish sushi)? Oh, any kind of He-brew would be fine, I guess."
"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."
"I have so much uneaten hummus in my refrigerator, it's borderline racist."
"Don't give your heart to someone unless you're 100% certain that you're dead."
"What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll-up"
"A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds... Poor bastard.."
"I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. ""What are we going to do after this?"" I asked her. She said, ""How does sex sound?"" I said, ""Soggy."""