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Joke of the Day
"The Flash jacks off Welp, guess i jacked this one off too!"
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"That boy is so dirty the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon."
"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."
"Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route."
"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."
"That's a great river Dam it!"
"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch."
"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"
"Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class? Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear."
"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"