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Joke of the Day

"Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike."

"Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks."

"If I got a dollar every time someone called me a racist Black people would rob me."

"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."

"What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)"

"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."

"What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen."

"If you get pulled over for speeding on the highway, police are legally required to let you go if you tell them 'Black Betty' was playing."

"Why does my computer always ask me if I'm ""sure"" about stuff? Yes, I want to delete my hard drive."

"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."