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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."

"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""

"What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare."

"What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals? A VeterinArian."

"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."

"Sunglasses were invented so you can stare at me while you're with your girlfriend."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."

"I treat my body like a temple. By that I mean that a bunch of Jewish guys enter me every Friday night."

"My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front."

"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"