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Joke of the Day

"Why does my computer always ask me if I'm ""sure"" about stuff? Yes, I want to delete my hard drive."

"I'm having a hard time deciding which pillow I should buy. I'm going to sleep on it."

"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."

"In America child protection saves your kids from your beating In Soviet Russia child protection beats your kids"

"Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly."

"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?.... the holocaust"

"I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn."

"Why did Bill Cosby go to the gynecologist? He heard they carried rape kits."

"I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey."

"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"