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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)"
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"""There's no use crying over spilt milk."" Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"
"Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship? He has rust issues."
"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes,"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""
"Why do black people play basketball? Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."
"Why wrap a hampster in scotch tape... so it doesn't pop when you fuck it!"
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."
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"What do you call a pregnant stewardess? Pilot error"