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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks."

"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."

"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"

"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"

"Why wasn't Rome built in a day? Because it was a government job."

"I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school."

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."

"I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient"

"An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse."

"Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle."