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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor poked my eyeball out so I asked for an iPhone 7 as a compensation An i for an eye as they say"

"What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !"

"How many Obama-voters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Obama voters are obviously too lazy to work at anything, so they just HOPE for the lightbulb to CHANGE."

"Girl, you can call me the Pillsbury Doughboy because I got whatchu knead.."

"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."

"They should make a movie of how WW4 almost started The sum of all spears"

"I grew up in Africa. During the summers, we just had balloon fights."

"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"

"What do you call the guy you buy your weed from? Your chron-tact."

"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don't like on"