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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor poked my eyeball out so I asked for an iPhone 7 as a compensation An i for an eye as they say"

"I'm opening a new Dental & Spa treatment center ""We'll fight our competitors tooth and nail for the best prices"""

"My mate got busted stealing a calendar the other day. He got 12 months."

"What do you call a Mexican without his car? Carlos"

"How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets"

"shops have changed so much. In my day you could go in with a pound and get a bag of crisp and a magazazine now days they have cameras"

"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr Bus"

"What does a Boston terrier sound like? Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk."

"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."

"What did the police say to the guy hiding in the bathroom? Come out with your pants up!"