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Joke of the Day
"If I got a dollar every time someone called me a racist Black people would rob me."
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"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"Hello I'm Janardhan and I just had sex with a hedgehog. It was a little prickly at first but then I stopped masturbating and just went for it."
"MY NEIGHBOR CAT MITZI JUST LET ME PET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YRS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW ONLY MITZI & I EXIST"
"Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds? Theres twenty four of them."
"LET'S GET ALL FUCKED UP ON HALLUCINOGENS AND REARRANGE OUR NETFLIX QUEUES!!!"
"I like my women like I like my tea Red Bush."
"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back"
"A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)"
"Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub... and my sister commented that the hair on her privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that ""grass don't grow on a racetrack""."