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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up."
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"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"
"Isn't it nice that soon Justin Bieber will go through puberty, Twilight will end, & Mr.Potter's gone? Everything's going to be normal again"
"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"
"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
"""do you have dailysex?"", John received a text... ""Oh idneed, I hvae dyselxia. Hwo did yuo konw?"""
"A Catholic priest comes in a bar...... on a 5 year old boy's face."
"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"
"If your name is Paul... (If you beat somebody in any way). Are you a flower? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT PAULINATED!"
"How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is? when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead"