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Joke of the Day
"What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS*** Popeyes!"
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"A coffee shop opened up inside a strip club Its name is ""Grinds for Divorce"""
"BOY: ""Hi"" GIRL: ""I have a boyfriend"" BOY: ""I said Hi' not suck my d!ck"""
"If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie."
"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."
"What does a doctor say to the new father of a stillborn child? Close, but no cigar."
"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."
"Anyone who believes in telekinesis... ...raise my hand"
"How do you fit 1000 jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, the rest in the ashtray"
"[describing criminal to sketch artist] His breath smelled like rotten eggs & bad cheese so draw a lot of those smelly lines by his mouth"