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Joke of the Day
"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"
Next Joke
"Actually Jesus wasn't the carpenter, Joseph was. You're thinking of the Carpenter's Monster"
"Culturally no one in alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one alaskan replied, ""We try, but its hard to break the ice."""
"What do you call a gay fly? a maggot"
"When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in."
"And how did you find your steak sir? Well quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was"
"What do pirates have in common with photons? They both travel at c"
"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"
"What's the hardest object in a kids playground? My penis."