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Joke of the Day

"If your name is Paul... (If you beat somebody in any way). Are you a flower? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT PAULINATED!"

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."

"Why didn't the magician shave? He made it disabeard.."

"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"

"I could tell it was a Monopoly board from the word Go"

"A car salesman says to me... ""Buy this car and pay no interest for a year!"" ""That's stupid"". I said, ""why the hell would I buy something that I'm not going to be interested in for an entire year?!"""

"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"

"Did you hear they're planting in a million trees throughout Harlem? In a city effort to improve public transportation."

"Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me."

"Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning."