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Joke of the Day

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"What do you call a man with three cocks? A farmer"

"If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box..."

"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."

"I love dead baby jokes. They never get old."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"What do you call a writer who feels like they've been born in the wrong body Transcribe"

"""PIZZA"" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM... P - PLEASUREFUL I - INTERESTING Z - CANT THINK OF ONE Z - CANT THINK OF ONE A - ""AGG""-CELLENT"

"Me: ""You flunked the labs & the midterm. You need 154% in the final to pass."" Him: ""So there's still a chance?"" Me: ""Let me ask my unicorn."""