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Joke of the Day

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"Not afraid of death anymore because I just woke up from a nap I didn't even know I was having."

"Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet."

"My family tells me that I talk in my sleep almost every night.. But they don't say anything like that to me at work."

"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."

"They tried to record the Juno Satellite launch, but their computers were outer space. Outer. Space."

"The worst time of day is when people start coming in the office. They are all cheerful and shit. Settle down jerks, it's work not an orgy."

"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."

"Jaime Lannister Is Officially Known As The ""KingSlayer"" And Unofficially known as the ""QueenLayer"""

"If your smartphone is wet.. .. put it into a bottle of rice. The rice will then attract asians who will repair it."