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Joke of the Day
"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
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"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"
"A roman walks in a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please."""
"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."
"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers..."
"Yo mama is so fat, white and horny That when she bent over in Africa, wildlife conservation tried to breed her with a rhino."
"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""
"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."