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Joke of the Day

"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after."

"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."

"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack."

"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."

"Playboy is starting a new magazine specifically for married men. It has the same centerfold every month!"

"What If When You Die They Ask You ""How Was Heaven?"""

"Here's my impression of an average ELI5 post. ELI5 how do you post in ELI5?"

"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"

"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."