128906
Joke of the Day
"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."
Next Joke
"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."
"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."
"What do you call Abe Lincoln having sex? The emancipator-procreator."
"Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty."
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"
"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"
"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."
"What do you call an eskimo peeping tom? Tom Tookalook. I'm sorry guys..."