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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"
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"[sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds."""
"Basically, our plans for the satanic ritual fell through, because we couldn't agree on whose turn it was to get the goat."
"I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off"
"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."
"Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas? Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!"
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"Knock Knock.... P2:Whos there? P1:A bonus P2:A bonus who? P1: A bonus something a dog likes to chew on"
"The great fire of London in 1666 started after dropping my mixtape too hard."
"My little cousin dropped this one on me: Me: Wow, you must've grown a foot since the last time I saw you! Cosin: Nope, still have two!"